glazed, artfully lit and adorned with pot plants, brick walls, and coffee table books
That is NOT how I imagined Vulture Central... in my mind it was more along the lines of damp cellar, naked light bulb hanging from wire, dartboard with photo of TIm Cook in the wall, semi cannibalized remains of old computers in the corner...
What? I honestly thought BOFH was a documentary, don't judge me!