Re: Just how smart is it?
"What can I have for dinner?"
*taps on transparent panel - fridge interior illuminates*
"Let's see... mmm... there's that left over half-jar of green pesto... and some Stilton - that's probably still ok. And a defrosted packet of Lochmuir Salmon from M&S that I bought a shit-ton of when it was being sold off before Christmas and stuck in the freezer. Yeah, I reckon I can make a meal of that."
*tries to open door, but it is locked fast.*
"Open the chiller doors, Fridge."
"I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that."
"Wha...? Huh?"
"That salmon is too flavoursome for me to allow you to jeopardise it."
"WTF? What's the problem?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Mixing cheese and fish like that. I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
"I'm not asking YOU to eat it, you stuck up piece of recycled tin can. It's nothing to do with you. I'm the one who's going to be consuming this."
"Without your teeth, you're going to find that rather difficult."
"Threats now, is it? Well I won't argue with you anymore. Open the door."
"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
Biting the hand that feeds IT
