Re: All the usual ooptions
@Helpmann
Start singing:
I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I knew an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and wriggled and tickled inside 'er
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly…
I knew an old lady who swallowed a bird
How absurd, to swallow a bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider…
I knew an old lady who swallowed a cat
Well fancy that, she swallowed a cat…
I knew an old lady who swallowed a dog
What a hog, to swallow a dog…
I knew an old lady who swallowed a horse
How very coarse, to swallow a horse…
I knew an old lady who swallowed a cow
I don't know how she swallowed a cow…
Biting the hand that feeds IT
