Money well spent
If I were a billionaire the country wouldn't be in this situation at all. I would have had UKIP thoroughly infiltrated and all the worst of their fruitcakes, racists and loons long since exposed, tainting their fellow travellers beyond redemption. The clandestine campaign I would have waged against Farage, Banks, Johnson et al would have seen them permanently associated in the public mind with offences far worse than the poisonous bile the anti-EU tabloids dribbled in the public ear for twenty years. And I wouldn't have had to tell a single lie to do any of it.