Re: I can believe it!
Do you want me to fill your paper tray?
Yup, been there. I tried to be more constructive and instead asked, "Would you like me to show you how to refill the paper tray? I expect they forgot to cover that when you started." The second time (the same person) it was, "Show me how you go about filling the paper tray, and I'll check that everything then works." The third time I struggled to stop myself going full Blackadder -- "The ape creatures of the Indus Valley have mastered this simple task, Baldrick!" Gah. Users.