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Kubla Cant Silver badge

arrived in a mini to collect a double bed

He doesn't need metadata, he needs basic experience of the world, or perhaps an IQ to make use of that experience. All double beds are the same size (except for the ones that are even bigger) and none of them would fit in a Mini.

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