Damn clever, those Chinese
"I want to be shiny ways to be can want to get a brand in
You work to be worst girl"
Sounds like an extract from the manual for a cheap Chinese sex toy.
Maybe they have had top-secret "advanced AI" for decades, using it to generate English documents, perhaps blissfully unaware of how impenetrable its output can be (or maybe they just don't care as long as we keep throwing money at them), and we're only just rediscovering the technology for ourselves.