Reply to post: I can't go to Hell, Satans got a restraining order.

Smartphones gateway drug to the Antichrist, says leader of Russian Orthodox Church

Shadow Systems

I can't go to Hell, Satans got a restraining order.

I'm not even allowed in the lobby (Limbo) anymore. Forget Friday night cards with all the other Elder Gods, Cthulhu & Hastur just sit there mocking him for a chump...

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