Re: BOFH solution
BOFH part: If you tried to enable html, or send html, or click on a link, you were sent to a "reeducation camp". In this IT Siberia, people are forced to watch presentations on email safety. Powerpoint shows designed to crush the spirit and create unthinking compliance. One viewgraph every 30s for an hour. The quiz at the end requires a perfect score. Imperfect score? Re-do the training.
You may have said this as humor, but I'm seriously, seriously contemplating implementing this if I ever get to be in charge.
This is the only (legal, humane*) way to coerce users into obedience,
Is it only the H&S crew who get to violate human rights and the Geneva Convention with their presentations?
* which is why The Cattleprod (or Da Stapler) are not used in real life.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
