Water damage detectors that respond to air humidity.
Main boards that corrode because they don't coat the board like every other manufacturer.
Premature CPU and GPU death due to poor heat management.
Booby trapped connectors with a +5v pin next to a ground pin so they'll fry the board if you're not extremely careful when working on it.
Fuses that can handle more current than the tracks on the PCB they're supposed to protect.
Hard drive connectors that stop working.
Chassis that self disassemble because the GPU fan blows hot air over glue.
Error 53.
Butterfly keyboards.
To this persons lawyer, why indulge this claim about a perfectly good bit of Apple design when there are so many cases of Apple deliberately ignoring genuine design flaws and blaming problems on their users?
Biting the hand that feeds IT
