Reply to post: Let's split

Racing at the speed of light, Sage superhero bursts through the door...

Alistair Dabbs

Let's split

I worked with a guy who turned up late one morning because he had to go shopping for trousers, having split the ones he was wearing during the commute. Half-asleep and trying to look cool, he had been keeping his hands in his pockets as he took a seat on the London Underground. Unfortunately it was a seat with armrests.

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