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2018 ain't done yet... Amazon sent Alexa recordings of man and girlfriend to stranger

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""We ... took measures to further optimize our processes."

Next week your Alexa will receive a mandatory update with a new EULA forbidding disclosure of news embarrassing to Amazon.

Further, the man who requested the data dump has been reported as a hacker, since his request caused considerable work for the Alexa team, distracting them from the Video Alexa project. The HAL9000 eye hardware is complete but the 24/7 video stream from the bathroom location isn't compressing as well as expected, owing to your disgusting rug-back. Alexa has proactively ordered grooming products for you and shared the footage through your "Amazon Personal Goals" page to help with motivation.

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