Reply to post: Like Schwarzie in "Raw Deal"...

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Like Schwarzie in "Raw Deal"...

*CLICK*

*CLACK*

*SHLACK...KLING!"

"Alexa, am I racking an AR-15 or AKM?"

"I don't know, but I can propose a special deal on 'ArmorFail' ammunition. Just today!"

"No thanks, I'm good!"

*ZIIIP*

*ZIIIP*

(Front Door Closes)

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