Like Schwarzie in "Raw Deal"...
*CLICK*
*CLACK*
*SHLACK...KLING!"
"Alexa, am I racking an AR-15 or AKM?"
"I don't know, but I can propose a special deal on 'ArmorFail' ammunition. Just today!"
"No thanks, I'm good!"
*ZIIIP*
*ZIIIP*
(Front Door Closes)