Re: Bollocks to this creepy shit.
I'd probably just take to bottom burping right in front of it. As loudly as possible. Just to see what it makes of it.
Then maybe invest in the weirdest noises I could find to mess with their metrics. I'm thinking slowed down modems, ghost recordings that kind of stuff...
Then back to trumping (and not in the US comrade way)...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
