Re: Telefunken invented the balled mouse?
The Chairman has to get sensitivity training?
Um, yeah... I did, just last year. Now I'm bitter and vaguely hostile.
Last year a woman got "triggered" by my snack. I was late and rushed into my office. I absentmindedly grabbed my fruit supply out of my messenger bag, chucked it on my desk, and started logging into all my desktops.
Didn't realize my banana was resting on top of a couple of mandarin oranges in a way that was "sexually suggestive" "repulsive" and "triggering".
Oh fsck me! If I'd had been going for that effect I would've used a long Chinese eggplant and a couple of coconuts.
I won my appeal. But after all the publicity, sometimes a subordinate brings me two mound-shaped cupcakes with a perky lookin cherry on top of each. Hmmmm....
Biting the hand that feeds IT
