"My most quaffable invention was grapefruit and sultana wine, [...]"
The radio club used to have a Xmas party in the clubroom. One member always brought a bottle of his home-made wheat wine - and then drank the spirits brought by other members.
My first taste of wine - Bulls Blood. Unfortunately no one had brought a corkscrew - so the cork was stabbed to pieces with a screwdriver. You had to drink it with your teeth filtering out the floating bits of cork.
That same party was my first pr0n film. Very soft by modern standards - superior to Health and Efficiency by not airbrushing nipples. The person who brought it forgot the screen - so it was projected onto the freshly decorated wall. The wallpaper was mostly white - dotted with large bunches of orange flowers. For my introduction to the naked female form it had certain novel overtones.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
