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Sorry for (my) loss

I used to be a big (English) Bacon Eater, but now I am not allowed. :-(

Unfortunately, the Purines contained in pork and some other meat products activate my Gout, so they are barred from my diet.

Honestly, I could kill for a bacon sandwich right now, but tomorrow my hands would have seized up and my feet would be swollen and sore. BAH!

Allopurinol helps somewhat, but best to avoid.

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