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Sacked NCC Group grad trainee emailed 300 coworkers about Kali Linux VM 'playing up'

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Warning: Technobabble

"There is no way she could have fixed things on her own."

Based on her conduct, yes, there's no way in high hell she could have fixed it.

I mean, she would have to reflash the CMOS battery to uncorrupt the bootup registry and translocate the root virus to null space outside of the BIOS SRAM, and that is a very difficult process that only IT can solve. Shame on them for not helping a poor defenseless lady about the perils of a root virus in her malware device driver!

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