Re: Implanting chips in employees
Not at my employer.
But a fucking EMPLOYEE has put one in his arm and would like us to enable it for the access control system.
I kid you not. I couldn't fucking believe it either.
Of course, ain't gonna happen because our security procedures requires other stuff, like everyone wearing a properly-coloured lanyard with their pass visible in it, etc., etc. (you know the drill). On pain of us losing certain accreditations.
I'm having great difficulty not laughing in his face when he comes and asks for it. I humoured him last time just to avoid that. He didn't get the message. I've explained it all to him, and he still thinks it's a good idea.