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Between you, me and that dodgy-looking USB: A little bit of paranoia never hurt anyone

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They'll keep doing that until you prise their keyboards from their (hopefully) cold, dead hands.

You should NEVER, under any circumstances, kill a marketing or PR droid and then take their keyboards from them.

It is far better, and far FAR more enjoyable, to take their keyboards from them while they're living and then apply said keyboard in an appropriate manner until both cease to function! (unless it's a really good keyboard, in which case find something else for said application).

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