Reply to post: Re: Eh?

If Shadow Home Sec Diane Abbott can be reeled in by phishers, truly no one is safe

Standing_Behind_You

Re: Eh?

I lead them on for a bit then pretend I'm getting excited and fapping. Confuses the hell out of them.

Sometimes if I'm already on the laptop I will play farmyard sounds down the phone ... especially cows mooing. If I can figure out religious leanings then the odd oink works a treat.

For UK based cold call waste of time bastards, Getting a good Hitler speech playing in the background is a comedy bonus.

Sadly I don't get so many calls now.

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