Re: send the Orion-ESM combo beyond the Moon to check it out
Are conditions different on the other side of the Moon? Are you serious?
The cheese levels alone are potentially deadly. And we don't have the technology to lift sufficient supplies of chutney, crackers and port to counterract them properly.
Also, have you not seen those documentaries about the Clangers? Soup Dragons can get mighty feisty if you annoy them.
Oh, and that Mr Spoon is a right menace.