Reply to post: Re: level one Apple Care

Chuck this on expenses: £2k iPad paints Apple as the premium fondleslab specialist – as planned

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Re: level one Apple Care

Presumably Apple Care should have:

Level One - for plebs gives them repairs if they wait a week

Level Two - 24 hr onsite replacement

Operating Thetan - helicopter-mobile hookers will come and pleasure them while they wait for onsite repairs in under an hour.

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