As you seemed to be reviewing windows 10, whilst using 7
Just thought I'd have a crack at seeming at accessibility was like - to say read a PDF as your suggest.
Ctrl+Win+Enter turns narrator on, which seems to give you a running commentary of whatever you've loaded, hovering over (including right click options).
Found PDF and opened it (defaulted to Edge) and got description of the doc (name, it's 5 pages, currently showing one page per screen). Then had bar at top that read me the PDF. Nifty 'karaoke' thing that highlights text it's currently reading, and lets me 'jog' through sections (auto-scrolling and highlighting where the focus is).
I know it's cheating as my vision is fine - but honestly didn't seem that bad.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
