Would you prefer a dry bottom?
I was ready to start banging away at the keyboard to bring Louis Rossman into the picture, but you beat me to it.
What a guy. I've been watching his videos on youtube and some are hilarious, but they all demonstrate the absurdity and sheer bloody-mindedness of Apple.
I love his take on the rogue business that offers to "professionally" dry your liquid damaged circuitry - "Would you prefer a dry bottom? Of course not, you'd want a clean bottom after going to the toilet" Pointing to a motherboard that had been dried by this company, that then later decayed and shorted in multiple places due to the deposits left behind after drying the board out.
No matter where you are on the hate - fanbois scale of Apple appreciation, you should check out his vids, as they tell it as it is.