Re: I've seen a definite uptick in these
"You're going to have to explain this one to me, I'm afraid."
Youngsters, and those that want to avoid seeing "interesting" descriptions of genitalia should stop reading now.
"Had a few land in my spam folder this week."
"We've moved on to euphemisms for the women now, have we?.."
One euphemism for labia is "beef flaps / roast beef flaps / meat flaps", particularly those with, shall we say, a lot of external structure and definition. One of those "opened up" for the activity that is the subject of this article may look like an open folder. Spam is also a sort of meat, allegedly. "a few land in" could be rather descriptive of what happens with the various objects that women might use for said activity. Do I need to go deeper? Er, in my explanation I meant.
Paris, coz she might know all about these things.