Same here. I also like the mention of "the timer started ticking as soon as you opened this mail". Sure it did. And sure, you took over my PC without me noticing. And sure, you made the video camera I don't have in my Iiyama screen record what you said.
Oh, and that password ? I have never, ever used it for any mail account I have. At any time.
So I look forward to seeing whatever video my "contact list" - on my phone, apparently - is going to receive.
Way to undermine your message, buddy. If I clicked the link on my PC, you can't access my phone, and vice-versa.
You'd have to be a moron to be impressed by this drivel. Unfortunately, there's one born every minute.