Re: If you believe that, I have ...
"UK-trollfactory that masquerades as members of the Upper Worthington Railway Modeling Society's Afternoon Tea Arrangements committee"
And that's your annual bonus down the drain, tovarishch. Don't forget to wear rubber gloves when opening doors. You're not supposed actually to give away the plot.
...perhaps GCHQ has been so infiltrated by the GRU that, as in the Philby days, nobody knows who's spying on who any more.