Reply to post: Re: No problem leaving the door open here in Austria ...

Cops called after pair enter Canadian home and give it a good clean

DougS Silver badge

Re: No problem leaving the door open here in Austria ...

That's because every house in Australia is home to multiple species of deadly spiders hiding in every dark corner, which are far stealthier and scarier than a dog of any size! So just put your valuables in said dark corner and thieves will only be able to steal your TV.

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