Get of my PC PHB
Reminds of my 3.1 days. Didn't have any screen locks then. But if one were to grab a soda over lunch one might not be able to use machine as PHB would use it for a hand of solitaire.
Hide icons [x]
Set solitaire as wallpaper [x]
Grab Irn Bru [x]
Return to PC dig out progman and launch solitaire for real