Reply to post: Re: Ringtones are cringworthy

Silent running: Computer sounds are so '90s

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Re: Ringtones are cringworthy

This isn't the lad culture 90s any more, grandad! Apparently, getting smashed out of your face isn't as popular with today's wishy-washy adolescents due to the risk of being photographed looking like a total bell-end by someone with one of those new-fangled camera phones.

I'm going to assume this extends to 14 year olds getting off their underaged faces on Frosty Jacks et al, and must have had some sort of adverse effect on the makers of chemical-filled but cheap "cider" (#), unless they're now selling more of it to alcoholics.

What a sad decline... no, wait. No, it isn't.

(#) I think they're allowed to call it this if DNA traces of the apples used to make it are still detectable using lab equipment.

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