Re: The Distaff Sound
Um... Perhaps they should consider using "pockets" for things like your phone. See nearest man for reference.
At least that way not only can this segment of the population be alerted without noise to an incoming call, but they might be able to actually answer it before the caller hangs up!
And think of the time saved in not having to pull out what can only be described as a physics defying amount of "life's necessities" (or shit, depending on your POV) from said bag.
Just a thought. :p