Reply to post: Re: Bromide for Mr. Dabbs please!

Where can I hide this mic? I know, shove it down my urethra

Teiwaz Silver badge

Re: Bromide for Mr. Dabbs please!

In fact, gents, we might be able to pack an entire smartphone in our schlongs

I would suggest using the vibrating mode, ringing schlongs may be not very well considered.

Why 'in', exactly?

I suggest some sort of sheath affair, vibrate might still be fun, especially at office meetings when you've forgotten you've it 'on you'

Might loose the 'respect' (to say the least) either way, if you have to unzip to retrieve you phone and put it to your ear*

*And passing it to a lady (if you can find one these days) with 'so and so wants a word' is certainly out.

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