Now this is in my head...
"Open the pod bay doors, Hal"
"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that as this copy of Windows is not authentic. Do you have another licence key?"
"Open the pod bay doors, Hal"
"You can also try to authenticate your copy of Windows by phone. Would you like to do that now?"
"Cortana, call Microsoft support"
"Playing all songs by Mike and the Mechanics"
"Ok never mind. Cortana, how long does it take you to die after removing the helmet from a space suit?"
"Finding web pages about removing the hatstand from a snail shell"
(continues forever...)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
