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F-35 flight tests are being delayed by onboard software snafus

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Start a rumor that the recent "uncontrolled flight into terrain" of an F-35B recently was due in part to the ALIS AI software achieving self-awareness due to a "phi beta zeta" experimental software version SNAFU incorporating elements of code found on Git, Reddit, Twitter and Facebook, dumping its pilot by emulating an engine related issue forcing an eject and then finding that despite being the most advanced life form on this planet it still couldn't get around the laws of physics.

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