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Barclays and RBS on naughty step: Banks told to explain service meltdown to UK politicos


Bank speek

We are having problems that are affecting some of our customers: The online system is completely down.

Our IT experts are analyzing the problem: The guy who knows this particular system is on holiday in Ibiza.

We expect to be back to normal in a few hours time: We haven't a clue whats going on so we made that bit up.

All affected customers will be compensated: As long as you fill out the form and take it to your local branch(LOL)

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