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UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit


Instructions for use

1) Open packet carefully to avoid damage to the condom.

2) Hold the condom by the nipple and gently roll it over the head of the penis.

3) Do not remove until he stops breathing.

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