Re: OAAS (outage as a service)
plus you can be quite sure that the pub across the road is still up and running unless your shady (or was that cloudy?) provider is in the same area, so you can just head over there for an early lunch... (and unlike the BOFH you don't have to hook up the pub to your generator - but then you will have to pay for your drinks, unlike the BOFH).