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You'll never guess what you can do once you steal a laptop, reflash the BIOS, and reboot it

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I'd use the King Dick, as recommended by John Cadogan. But you don't whack them about the head with it.

For more useful advice on how to use the King Dick, watch John's YouTube channel, especially the Nut Fest Friday episodes, with his cock. Yesss!

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