"In the event of no deal or a hard Brexit, please do come back after March and tell us how you, personally, are winning."
I don't have to wait for March. Baiting sad-sack Remoaners is winning on its own. Apparently the cost to me is the price of a couple of coffees for an international driving permit. I think I'm getting that much value every day.
I'd select the troll icon if I could.