Reply to post: Affronted lawyer here

Pluto is more alive than Mars, huff physicists who are still not over dwarf planet's demotion

PhilipN Silver badge

Affronted lawyer here

I do not get paid for an opinion. I get paid for my expertise in formulating an opinion which suits the party paying. And as those statements prove I can lie for free.

And allow me to introduce my assistant, Miss Nomer. Her opinion is that Earth is not a “planet” because it does not wander. The term derives, I think, from the Ancient Greeks, feet planted firmly on Plane... oops Ecosphere Earth from which vantage point all other components of the Solar System wandered across the sky and ergo were planets.

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