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Pluto is more alive than Mars, huff physicists who are still not over dwarf planet's demotion

The_H

New proposed classification system

Here goes:

Mars class planets: things you can land on

Jupiter class planets: thing that are clearly planets but which you can't land on

Pluto class planets: things too small to be planets but look like planets and are fascinating in their own right

Earth class planets: things you can land on but wish you hadn't once you meet the inhabitants

Space debris: everything else

(Inspired by Miles Kington's "Nature made ridiculously simple")

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