Reply to post: Re: we are the Cloud, you will adapt to service us. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

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Wzrd1

Re: we are the Cloud, you will adapt to service us. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

The problem isn't the technology, it's the shitty way people like you choose to employ it, were warned by us and we were ignored and it blew up the enterprise.

Then, you fail by trying to blame us and we have tons of notes and memos that proved we had grave reservations over "implementation X", which subsequently blew up.

Thank you!

Proved our points, yet again, Pointy Haired Boss moron.

Single point of failure, bad, especially when it's a fucking cluster. Shared traffic amongst clusters as super groups, good, negotiating constantly for roles.

Adds overhead, but adds reliability.

So, how many bowls of stupid flakes to you enjoy in the morning, with moron milk liberally applied to them?

Plan for failure modes and recovery, not trust the shit actually always fucking works.

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