Re: we are the Cloud, you will adapt to service us. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
You're right of course but the luddites here don't want to hear that.
They'd rather jump on every outage (of which there are very few when you factor the scale of cloud), as an excuse not to learn a new technological paradigm and hang onto their old skills, fine if they plan to retire in the next 5 years otherwise their prognosis is not good.