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Somerset boozer prepares to declare its inn-dependence from UK

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There now follows a pastry political broadcast:

We are the pastry of the working naan. We believe that the government has an important sausace roll in the life of the country and that it is important to have a general confection free of bake news.

We wish to give the opposition party a bloody good choux-ing and to totally batter them at the next confection. The cream will rise to the top.

W eclair about you, the voters of this great country slice, so vote for us and dough not be tempted by the false promises of those other bastards.

Our policies are to have our cake and eat it, to slice taxes and have jam tomorrow.

Pudding the people first!

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