All You Can Eat
I went to an "all you can eat" restaurant the other day. You could describe it as "unlimited" food.
Imagine my surprise when after I'd consumed my first starter, (a rather dry bruschetta, to be honest) I was informed that I could indeed eat all I wished, but the kitchen would only be serving one pea an hour from then on.
To be fair, they didn't say I could "eat at any speed". So I have absolutely nothing to complain about.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
