Re: Spot on sir.
The nearest to "off-road" they ever get is going up the bloody kerb.
Don't assume the only reason you need 4-wheel drive is to go off-road. In winter the road-clearing is so abysmal you need it if you live on a hill. And round here there are a lot of hills.
(There's also an argument that general road maintenance is so abysmal there isn't actually that much difference between on-road and off-road.)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
