Reply to post: Re: Elphin safety

Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you

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Re: Elphin safety

'a troublesome lavatory cistern whose owner explained to her theatrical paying guest, "You have to surprise it, Mr. ____" - which I suppose means a sudden sharp pull.'

Is that whacking off rather quickly, or a very quick jerk off, that you mean by "sudden sharp pull"? Sounds painful.

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