We once had a external consultant proprietorially clomp into our office, unplug somebody's network cable and plug his laptop in - then complain he couldn't connect to anything.
- Your machine's ID needs to be whitelisted and then you need to log onto the firewall.
+ How do I do that?
- You use your normal logon, you know, your payroll number and password, which is double-checked against known machine MAC addresses.
+ How do I get a payroll number and MAC address?
- By being an employee, and using company equipment.