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Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you

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Re: Sometimes violence is the only answer

*Nodding happily* YupYupYupYupYUP!

I used to brandish a large BallPeenHammer in one hand & cackle sadisticly "Behave or I'll reprogram your ass with !A HAMMER!"

Cue the computer equiv of a cowering, simpering, meek little mouse trapped in the corner by a large, hungry, Evil Cat.

If the machine tried to bite I'd simply pound on the internal chassis struts to remind it that I wasn't kidding.

I'm a Creatively Vindictive Evil Bastard, yesindeedydo! =-D

*Scampers away laughing maniacally & swinging a hammer*

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