Re: Sometimes violence is the only answer
*Nodding happily* YupYupYupYupYUP!
I used to brandish a large BallPeenHammer in one hand & cackle sadisticly "Behave or I'll reprogram your ass with !A HAMMER!"
Cue the computer equiv of a cowering, simpering, meek little mouse trapped in the corner by a large, hungry, Evil Cat.
If the machine tried to bite I'd simply pound on the internal chassis struts to remind it that I wasn't kidding.
I'm a Creatively Vindictive Evil Bastard, yesindeedydo! =-D
*Scampers away laughing maniacally & swinging a hammer*